White coat. Heels.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Randomize
