he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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