whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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