he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Randomize
