Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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