I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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