Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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