So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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