windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm both gender and math confused
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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