Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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