I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Randomize
