Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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