Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
