so explain again why im purple
no
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
so much tequila, so little girl.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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