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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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