just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
