"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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