I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It's Friday. Sex?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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