I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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