I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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