I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
she told me i tasted like america
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sorry about my life...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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