I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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