Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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