At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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