Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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