it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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