about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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