so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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