my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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