Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
