she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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