Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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