Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
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