i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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