i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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