Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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