Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i came on her dog
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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