dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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