So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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