girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Randomize
