It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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