i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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