no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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