New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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