AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
