I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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