I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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