That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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