3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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