You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
my shit smells like andre
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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