He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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