FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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