I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
